Captain's Log, Day 8 Since Kraken Attack: Still shipwrecked. No land in sight. Thankfully bananas, spring water, chicken and grog have remained in easy reach. Am considering eating chicken just for a change of pace from bananas. This is the life.
Stallionbrush Threepwood? Pip is best pony pirate. He should team up with Space Woona, in her paper cartographer hat, and they could roam the *insert number of seas in Equestria* and get tons of booty! (also grats on EQD feature)